A LIAR ON THE STAND.

ANDREA CONSTAND, A LIAR ON THE STAND

Editor’s Note: Since this insightful article was published, the judge has declared mistrial in the Bill Cosby case. Accurately predicted!

ANDREA CONSTAND, the Bill Cosby sexual assault accuser is a liar, told in her own words under oath.

For the treehuggers, super mindless liberals and fake women’s rights activists: listen up, Andrea Constand’s fake story about Bill Cosby doesn’t add up. Andrea Constand, the “woman” with a weird ball of tornado hair is a liar.

After the first week of a brutal trial, the prosecution in the Bill Cosby case hasn’t presented any convincing evidence against Bill Cosby. The prosecution’s star witness, Canadian woman Andrea Constand was caught shitting in her pants multiple times on the stand. Here are just a few examples demonstrating that her fake story simply holds no water:

ANDREA CONSTAND: ‘SEXUALLY ASSAULTED,’ BUT WENT BACK TO COSBY FOR MORE

Was it good sex or no sex at all? That’s the question many Bill Cosby watchers must answer truthfully. If a woman feels so distressed from an unwanted sexual encounter, would you believe she would come back to the attacker wanting more sex or maintaining any friendship at all with the attacker? If readers believe the hypothesis makes no common sense at all, then Constand’s story was complete bullshit.

But that’s what Andrea Constand told a Pennsylvania jury on the second day of the Bill Cosby trial: after the alleged rape by Coxby, Andrea Constant admitted she subsequently called Bill Cosby at least 57 times asking the comedian out for social events. It’s the reality TV soap opera revealed for the first time during Bill Cosby’s bizarre criminal trial in a Pennsylvania courtroom.

Cosby’s lawyers have argued that the alleged sexual encounter with Constand was consensual and have cited phone records showing she called the TV star nearly 60 times afterward, including one call several weeks after the alleged assault that lasted 20 minutes – it sure sounds like a cozy chick chat between two buddies.

ROMANTIC DINNER AFTER THE ALLEGED ‘SEXUAL ATTACK’

Bill Cosby’s lawyer Angela Agrusa said that Constand, a 44-year-old former employee of the basketball program at Temple University, enjoyed romantic dinners at Cosby’s home before and after the alleged assault.

“You were sitting by the fire. The room was dark. There was a nice mood …,” Agrusa began, paraphrasing Constand’s 2005 statement to police. “The lights were dim and the fire was going,” the lawyer continued.

“I don’t really remember how dim the lights were, but I did have to eat my dinner,” Constand said.

Agrusa contended that the advances Cosby made on Constand on two occasions — touching her thigh one time, and attempting to unbutton her pants and pull down her zipper another — signaled his romantic interest. And the woman never rejected the alleged advances. She never walked away or said “No.”

Constand said she told Cosby she was not interested (after her pants were allegedly unzipped). But she didn’t stand up and leave while Bill Cosby allegedly continued with the intrusion…

“So you knew — you were alone at his home — that Mr. Cosby was interested in you romantically?” Agrusa asked.

“No, he never said a word to me.” Constand answered.

That may be true. But Constand never said “No” either.

Give us a break, woman! You had legs, you had brain, you had your freedom to walk away from a “bad situation,” you had every chance in the world to avoid putting yourself in an “unwanted position”… but you didn’t walk away! You stuck around, you enjoyed it, you enjoyed Bill Cosby’s company, his generosity, his romance and most likely, his money!